Fat Smitty's: Unforgettable Burgers & Cozy Diner Vibes
In the heart of Port Townsend, nestled along US Hwy 101, lies Fat Smitty's, a burger haven that has been a local favorite since 2004. Known for their mouthwatering burgers, fries, and onion rings, this roadside gem oozes with charm and a sense of community. With quirky decor featuring military memorabilia and walls adorned with donated dollar bills, each visit is a unique experience. Despite being cash-only, the generous portion sizes and friendly service make it a must-visit spot for any burger enthusiast. Make sure to try their double decker burger and don't forget to leave a dollar behind for charity – it's a tradition that truly showcases the heart behind Fat Smitty's.
Popular Menu Items
Fat Smitty Burger with Fries
Hamburger
Clam Chowder
Fish and Chips
Blackberry Milkshake
Fat Smitty's Burger
Huge Cheeseburger
Burger and Fries
Fat Smitty Burger with Onion Rings
Chocolate Milkshake
Tomatoes
Potato Salad
Deluxe Burger with Coleslaw
Fish Burger
Kid's Hot Dog and Fries
Hot Chocolate
Bunless Fat Schmitty
Chil Cheese Fries
Chili Cheese Dog
Blackberry and Strawberry Shake
Fat Smitty's: Reviews & Ratings
GREAT BURGERS!!! Been coming here since 2004 and this place has one of the best burgers in the state, unfortunately that means this place is often crowded. Knock a star off for unfriendly staff member but I'm sure it's just stress form The chaos. The decor is amazing, tables are simple, military decorations and $1 all over that gets donated just to start over again, don't forget to get a shirt or a hat!
I highly recommend stopping for a burger, fries, and onion rings! It's a hamburger dive restaurant with tasty food and friendly service. The restaurant only takes cash which is helpful for leaving a dollar behind which will be donated to charity! I recommend you go early as the restaurant can fill up fast based on everyone wanting to experience the ambiance of this roadside gem!
Quirky little diner on the outskirts. The food was alright the clam chowder was a little watery, the chili was homemade, but the double decker burger was hunch worthy and so juicy would come back for that alone. You can order either inside or out. The place is cash only with an ATM on sight. My favorite part is the walls are covered with dollar bills they donate to charity every 2 years the lady working informed us last donation exceeded 25,000 dollars. Wow love a local business that helps its community. Thanks for a great pit stop
What's up y'all this place is your standard greasy spoon place. Supporting the troops, playing Jimmy Buffett, and grillin burgers baby. Service is okay. Food is awesome. Food came out quick. Milkshake was dope. Whenever we come out to the Olympics I'm gonna hit this place up and I recommend y'all do too. Stay trippy! 5 stars.
Great burger joint we stopped at on our way back to Seattle Large portions, tasty food and good service
Location
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282624 US Hwy 101 Port Townsend, WA 98368 Hotline: (360) 385-4099
Welcome to Fat Smitty's, where we serve up some of the best burgers in the state! Located at 282624 US Hwy 101 in Port Townsend, WA, our restaurant is a gem for burger lovers. With a wide range of utilities, including takeout, reservations, delivery, and many vegetarian options, we strive to cater to all of our customers' needs.
Our customers rave about our delicious burgers, fries, and onion rings, as well as our homemade chili and clam chowder. They appreciate the quirky and unique atmosphere of our diner, with military decorations and walls covered in dollar bills that are donated to charity every two years. The generosity of our customers and the sense of community at Fat Smitty's truly sets us apart.
Despite the occasional crowds, our friendly service and tasty food make the experience worth it. Whether you're stopping by for lunch, dinner, or happy hour, we aim to provide a memorable dining experience for everyone. So come on in, grab a burger, and don't forget to leave a dollar behind for charity!
- Accessibility
- Has wheelchair-accessible car park
- Has wheelchair-accessible entrance
- Has wheelchair-accessible seating
- Has wheelchair-accessible toilet
- Service options
- Has outdoor seating
- Offers takeaway
- Serves dine-in
- No delivery
- Payments
- Cash only
